Have you seen the headlines!?
Alrighty then, let me tell you about Elon Musk’s Robotaxi situation. You know Elon—he’s the guy who wants to take us to Mars because apparently, LA traffic isn’t enough punishment for one lifetime. So, he comes out with this *Robotaxi* idea, which is basically a self-driving car that’s supposed to make Uber drivers shake in their boots and save us all from the horrors of parallel parking. “No more drivers!” he says. Just you, your phone, and a car that doesn’t judge you for ordering McDonald’s at 3 a.m. The problem? The stock took a nosedive faster than my Spanx at Thanksgiving! Investors saw these robot cars and went, “Uh, are we sure these things aren’t going to crash into each other like a bunch of bumper cars?” And now Tesla’s stock is dropping faster than my second husband when the prenup expired!
Here’s what you might want to grab off to soothe your soul after reading about this:
1. Anti-stress squishy toys – because you’re gonna need something to squeeze when your Tesla stock notifications pop up!
2. Dashcam – for those of us who don’t trust the self-driving thing just yet and want to document any “surprises.”
3. Electric car charging station for home – because who knows, maybe you’ll need it if Elon gets his Robotaxi thing together one day!
Happy shopping, and keep your hands inside the vehicle—just in case!
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